Verse 1: Listen up, I got something to say About this game that's causing me dismay It's got the hype, it's got the fame But let me tell you, Valorant, you're a shame Chorus: Valorant, you're trash, you're a joke I'd rather play solitaire, have a smoke Your graphics are dull, your mechanics are weak You'll never be a game that people seek Verse 2: Your community is toxic, full of trolls Your servers are lagging, it takes its toll I've tried to play you, gave you a chance But Valorant, you're just not advancing Chorus: Valorant, you're trash, you're a joke I'd rather play solitaire, have a smoke Your graphics are dull, your mechanics are weak You'll never be a game that people seek Bridge: I don't understand why people love you so I guess they haven't seen the flaws in your show Valorant, you're just not worth the hype I'm out of here, I won't waste my time to type Chorus: Valorant, you're trash, you're a joke I'd rather play solitaire, have a smoke Your graphics are dull, your mechanics are weak You'll never be a game that people seek Outro: Valorant, you might have some fans But to me, you're just a one-hit-wonder, a scam I'm done with you, I won't look back Choose your next move wisely, or fade to black.