My dog's a menace, sick of y'all pettin' him like he's Dennis // A fire hydrant menace, paintin' the town red like Pollock's canvas//Got a gold chain round his neck, no leash, homie can't be tamed // Sniffin' out the haters while I'm steady spittin' flames// Them K-9s got nothin' on mine, yo they ain't royal or legit // Cause when I roll with my Rover He ain't baggin', we be draggin', droppin' tracks that cause a fit// Slobber to the beat in sync with my rhyme pattern // The fur flies as we rappin', tails waggin', tongues smacking// No time for paws in this rap game,// Climbin' up like Beethoven, doggy fame and fortune be our aim// Man's best friend or Eminem's worst nightmare // My loyal companion on this mic – we'll make you sit and stay right there//