Yo my name is the David and there ain't none meaner.
Last week I screwed over you John Cena.
Yo dude. I done punked you out all over town.
Whatcha gonna do about it _____, I'm 500 pounds.
Look at you looking at me. You're nothing, I'm a giant.
In my world you the white girl and I'm Kobe Bryant.
Nah dawg, You can't see me. In the ring I'm better than you on the stick.
Matter of fact my finger is bigger than your ____. John Cena's rap:
Could you repeat that last line, I didn't really get that.
I just heard your heavy breathing, choking on your neckfat.
Man, I can't believe how out of shape you getting.
You've been talking for thirty seconds, you already sweating.
Did you eat from the toilet, I'm smelling mysterious gasses.
Oh bro, close your mouth you got the breath of a thousand _____.
Yo, it's either that or your rocking some phony pits, 
You just a fat slob with hairy baloney ____!
You need to hit these situps too, you're not exactly the leanest.
Forget seeing me bro, you can't even see your own penis.
And mine is bigger than your finger. It's as big as your whole head.
You think I'm coming up short? That's not what your mom said.
This is a battle rap, and you know I'm not going to get hurt.
How am I going to get dissed by the white Fat Albert.
So now you're rap career is over, its time for you to quit.
Ain't no place for a 500 pound talking piece of ____.