ayo ay i just got smoked by bruce lee ur mom caught me smoking weed so i smacked my autistic cousin with some bread so u know im really dead my mom whooped me wit h the belt so u know i just felt that pain i went to the bathroom to realease the taco b ell i have been eating this past weeks i cloged the toilet so i went walking and caught some dogs lacking they looked at me after they chased me two chihuahas after me the female has a big belly so i ran like my dad when he left me i got to the market then i dropped my Keys so i got on my knees then this girl picked up the Keys so I went on a ride in my truck that i stole from a guy smoking weed then i said get in my truck but in the trunk after one of these bitches suffocates apperently he kidnapped a. girl so u know im going to prison later i dropped the sope then bent and felt a bone in my booty cheeks