The Smartphone Hour (Rich Set A Fire) Lyrics O-M-G, Chloe, answer me, woah Wait until I tell you what I heard It's too fucked to type, this shit is ripe Call back, I'll yell you every word Jenna Rolen calling? Jenna Rolen calling Jenna Rolen calling, hey Oh my god, oh my god, okay, so At the end of last nights party Very end of last nights party Did you see Rich? Oh, I saw Rich So he's behaving hazy like a tweeking junkie Flailing crazy like a freakin' monkey He's gotta learn to handle his high Shouldn't drink so much for a small guy Right, but he wasn't drunk The hell you saying, Jenna? He wasn't drunk The hell you saying, Jenna? No, because I heard from Dustin Croft That Rich had barely touched a drop Which means that you can't blame the things he did on alcohol It's just so terrible, I don't want to relive it all But do you want me to tell you? Spit it out, spit out! You really want me to tell you? Spit it out, spit it out! I'll tell you 'cause you are my closest friend No, I'm not? Yeah, I know But here's what happened at the party's end Rich set a fire and he burned down the house Yeah, Rich set a fire and he burned down the house Woah I thought I was dreaming, everybody was screaming When Rich set a fire and he burned down the house When Rich set a fire and he burned down the house O-M-G, Brooke, answer me Look, wait until I tell you what I saw Ignore And also space and frowny face I'm sorry that Jeremy made out with me at the party but it was totally his fault and lets not let boys ever come between us ever again, mkay? Smiley face, lipstick, kitty paw Hey We cool? We are Ok, so at the end of last nights party, did you see Rich? No, I was crying So he's behaving weird and I was frightened, 'cause I feared his state was heightened He's gotta learn not to really smoke a lot, he shouldn't get so high for a tiny guy He's gotta learn not to really smoke a lot, he shouldn't get so high for a tiny guy Right, but he wasn't; high, so you can't blame the things he did on pot It's just so awful, so I'll talk about it a lot Rich set a fire and he burned down the house, woah I thought I was dreaming, everybody was screaming When Rich set a fire and he burned down the house When Rich set a fire and he burned down the house Hey everybody, have you heard? Rich set a fire now go spread the word! Sending a text (text!) Sending a tweet (tweet!) Sending a text (text!), tweet (tweet!) Release the information, step and repeat! I'll spread the word (word!) That Rich is flecked (flecked?) No, I meant fucked Did I say flecked? Sorry guys, that's just my autocorrect Always be aware of autocorrect R-I-C-H, can't you see? Just how much I care about your tragedy Change my profile pic to you, now I fully understand what you're going through R-I-C-H, it's a drag, I read, she read, they read, you're in a body bag R-I-C-H, can't you see, just how much I love your tragedy! Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Sup! Sup! Sup! Sup! Fire! Ha! Ha! Talk it! Text it! Pass it! Talk it! Ready? Okay! Here we go! Rich set a fire and he burned down the house Woah Rich set a fire and he burned down the house It was so terribly gory, I got the whole bloody story And I wasn't quite there, but I know what happened, I swear When Rich set a fire and he burned the house down When Rich set a fire and he leveled the town When Rich set a fire and he fled to Bombay When Rich set a fire 'cause he knew he was gay When Rich set a fire and he melted his head When Rich set a fire and he's totally dead When Rich set a fire and he burned down the house Burned! It! Down! Woah Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Did ya hear? Did ya hear? Burned! It! Down! Woah Did ya hear? Did ya hear? Yeah, yeah, yeah! Burned! It! Down! Woah! Did ya hear? Did ya hear? That Rich set a fire and he burned down the Rich set a fire and he burned down the Rich set a fire and he burned down the house He told me 'cause he's my best friend Rich set a fire and he burned down the house Send!