Once upon a time, in a far-off land, Lived a creature quite strange, quite grand. His fur was a shade of the brightest blue, And his name, my dear friend, was Kazoo! Now Kazoo was a curious chap, Who loved to explore, who loved to adapt. He traveled the land, from east to west, In search of adventure, in search of a quest. One day he came upon a town, Where the people were wearing a frown. Their crops had failed, their spirits were low, And no one knew which way to go. Kazoo asked them what was wrong, And they told him a tale, oh so long. Of a monster who lived in a cave, And who had stolen all they had to save. Kazoo knew just what to do, He set off to find the monster, yes he knew. He climbed up the mountain, so steep and tall, And found the cave, just down the hall. He stepped inside, and what did he see? The monster, with all their goods, oh so carefree! Kazoo didn't hesitate, he spoke with a grin, "Hello, my friend, let's make a deal, let's win!" The monster was surprised, he'd never heard this before, But Kazoo was determined, he wanted to explore. He struck a bargain, and they shook on it tight, And Kazoo left, with all the goods in sight. He returned to the town, where the people were waiting, They cheered and they clapped, their faith renewing. Kazoo had saved the day, and all was well, For the people knew, he was their hero, who could tell? And so Kazoo went on his way, Exploring the land, every night and day. He made new friends, he saw new sights, And never once, did he ever lose his light. For Kazoo was a creature.