I’m a legend but I’m not famous Im impressive but I’m still nameless Guess there ain’t no way to tame this Other than to say what pain is Some people know me as J problem Guess why? I been to the bottom - don’t try But now I’m rising up like a phoenix from the ashes Ladies walk by and battin eyelashes Maybe I’ll go find me a fine actress Drive her foreign and end up in crashes Ran into poison ivy got these skin rashes At least we didn’t end up in ashes Always better to be seen than viewed Know what I mean it’s true! She Shoulda known J Problem was my name But now she left me with only my shame Oh well, back to page one. I take it right back to the day one. At least I keep it real and to myself. Put the rest of that extra up on a shelf like an urn. I’ll wait patiently because one day it’ll be my turn.