the first thing I remember knowing was that the fs kept on flowing And a younger's dream of passing mythology In a Dodge Ram leaving town Not knowing where I'm bound And no one could fix my grade but mama short tried One and only obese child From a family slim and jim Mama short seemed to know what lay in store Despite all my schoolday learning Towards the bad, my grade kept turning Till mama short couldn't hold me anymore And I had a twenty one in mythology, doing life without grade recoup Noone could steer my grade right but mama short tried Mama shirt tried to raise me better, but her pleading I denied This leaves only me to blame cuz mama short tried Dear old Colton rest his soul Let mama short the heavy load She tried so hard to fix my grade Tutoring hours without rest She tried to help me pass but I refused And I had a twenty one in mythology, doing life without grade recoup Noone could steer my grade right but mama short tried Mama shirt tried to raise me better, but her pleading I denied This leaves only me to blame cuz mama short tried