I’m going into battle like Rambo, on a mission with plenty of ammo, I enter the enemy’s territory and then I realize I forgot the pepto. Now my stomach is hurting and moaning, drawing attention. I’m hiding in the jungle, no where to go. I refuse to give up, I don’t have the white paper, so I just leave “uhhhhhhhh” some diarrhea in my ‘roos, I take ‘em, lay em, set a trap and then my foe comes sneaking up and they realize they just stepped in some crap! I’m runnin’, tryin to find my way out, but the cramps kick in, my cheeks are stickin from all the friction. I trip and fall, and then, “uhhhhhh” to myself I say, “they better look out I got more for y’all!” I get back up, sneaking and stalking as they come walking, towards my way holding their nose, I THEN JUMP OUT!, shoot ‘em with my guns, loaded with the “RUNS 💩”, they cover their faces, falling to the ground while I’m calling to Base that I just shot someone in the face and I need relief, as I take a breath. I then say, “Oh well, I’m BUSTA FLUSHAAAAAA!”