Stains in my short I said I got stains all the time on my mind stains in my shorts... EVERY DAY I LIVE PAIN Feels like plains and trains STUCK WITH ME IM IN CHAINS ONE WORD DEFINES ME: DRAINS Never, a warning sign and always on the rise no red light warning signs out my mouth only whines STACKED INTACKED AND IN PACKS, THESE ARE FACTS TATER TOTS, ALL THE TIME ON THE CLIMB I LIVE WITH PAIN IN MY THIGHS Low self esteem no pride PARADIME, RUNNING WILD FALLING TIDES WHILE PARALYZED MY BOWELS ON OVERDRIVE WIN FIRST PRIZE, TELEVISED FOR SMELLIEST BASTARD ALIVE SLIP AND SLIDE, UN NOTIFIED A DIFFERENT BREED, KIND OF DIVIDE FOLLOW GUIDE FROM SIDE TO SIDE CHEAKS LEFT OPEN WIDE A DIFFERENT BREED, KIND OF DIVIDE INSTANTLY, NEVER NOTIFIED THE SLIDES ON OVERTIME PARADIME, RUNNING WILD MY BOWELS ON OVERDRIVE SLIPPERY SLIME, IN WINTER TIME THE MARITIMES, CAN'T EVEN ACT A MIME I GOT STAINS ON MY MIND SLIP AND SLIDE STAINS IN MY SHORTS STAINS IN MY SHORTS Fuck it, stick me a fork and torque, plug me up with a Korke, THIS IS MY LAST RESORT WATER EYES THE START OF MY DEMISE THE STENCH FROM MY INSIDES WALK AROUND WITH CAUTION SIGNS SHOOT THA SHIT OUT ON A DIME DEALING WITH THE BIND SAYING GOODBYE TO MY PRIDE 24 HOURS INSIDE IF I EAT A FRENCH FRY LOST ALL HOPE THAT I WILL FIND A CURE FOR MY MUD SLIDES I shit when I talk, I shit when I walk, I even up chuck a huge dump when I fuck , on the ice with a puck, impossible to tuck, born with a but that erupts I GOT KNIVES IN MY GUT STUCK WITH CRUST ON MY JUNK THIS SHIT IS DRIVING ME NUTS CAN'T GET RID OF THESE LUMPS NICKNAME CHUMP ON THE PUMP IM STUCK, FOR LIFE WITH CHUNKS Stains in my shorts Stains in my shorts LIGHT UP A MATCH GET UP AND GET OUT FAST Next item up for grabs bad case of the crabs STAINS IN MY SHORTS STAINS IN MY SHORTS PLUG IT, FUCK IT ITS OVER NO MORE BOWING DOWN OR BENDING OVER tired of leaving the lumber in now a must wear diaper Stains in my shorts Stains in my shorts. I WANT TO MISSION ABORT It hurts, when it Burst's STUCK WITH THIS CURSE SHIT COMES TO MIND ALWAYS FIRST