Stick Shift By: Andrew Westbrook E. There’s a chunky monkey singing funky Wearing cleats eating treats smells like bleach I went to church driving a hearse doing some research I did a little perch to check up on my car I got a double par I’m looking really I got a new girl her name is Cheryl she’s got a little Pearl on her wrist I did a little drift in a stick shift Driving in Utah when did you call I’m doing 200 in a stick shift until I’m out of gas just hit 200,000 miles in my stick shift yeah Just looking at that splash I made some cash I got a free pass with 200 dollars listen to em holler I got a little taller Yeah I saw a chunky monkey singing funky Wearing cleats eating treats smells like bleach I’m doing 200 in my stick shift Yeah I did a little perch to check up on my car I got a double par I’m looking really far Yeah I’m doing 200 in my stick shift I got a speeding ticket for doing 200 in my stick shift but I don’t really give a shit I was having fun but the cops said I’m done But my girl bailed me out of jail just to see me fail again I lost my wallet what do they call it? I’m Running from the cops hitting home runs with the red socks But this time, I’m doing 200 in my stick shift got another ticket the maximum fine is $1,000 and a dime Im looking fine with a nice shine doing 200 in my stick shift I did a little drift Yeah I’m doing 200 in my stick shift I don’t really give a shit it’s just another 12 months in hell I entered Colorado with my gas tank on F Yeah I’m doing 200 in my stick shift.