What’s up man, it’s giratina in the house I really can’t believe I’m having to battle a louse… Shadow forcing the battle to me, Palkia, dialga gonna back me up, see? Gengar got small when I was introduced, Even bulbasaur lost fame once I got produced! I’m an evil king of the Pokémon world, So strong even suicune got hurled. Put your pen to paper and note me down, Not Rayquaza, the frumpy old clown. I even got two forms both more unique Than Therian landorus, man he’s weak. Guzzlord couldn’t eat me as a 3 course, Mimikyu wouldn’t dare to share it’s wee force. Charizard flies way slower than I could, Blastoise ran away, I don’t think he should… Have done it, now I’ve won it, The greatest Pokémon title, I’ve gunned it. The measly other little dragon types, Even Regidrago, they dealt damage in stripes. The currency I deal in is ghostly cries, Even palkia can’t dare to tell me lies Bc I’m so strong that I owned the league, What? Stopped bc your full of intrigue?