Aca
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•09 Jan 2023
Doug Luggage..Ugh...I wear a hoodie made out of wood just in case a woodchuck try to sneak up behind me and fuck me up..Its a jungle out there.I scare easy come at me with a pair tweezers...dare ya..aint like I gotta deal with it on the daily..where its held up.I passed two punks 1 slut passed with Lance Armstrong who was all the while strongarming a butt the size of texas with battleaxe he got at a pawnshop for 20 bucks...no thats a lie..but he did spoon the back of a truck that slammed on the brakes gettin sick of some queer in tights cloggin up the road..I take the a la mode off the top and cherry and use the stem as a snare so when you get near to investigate what happened to your sundae I'll snag ya by your scronny little neck and hang you there..and punch your nuts everytime I get pissed off and threaten to chop your dick off with a rusty soup can saw handed down by your uncle Paul or David I cant remember every beggar at the table I just saw it as a last chance to get carry out...carry out...wrapped..held ...delivered..stole there horses and got blown by every bar maid and hostess the next town over..They didn't pray..at least not for me Im not type to hang aroun.....nevermind.. movin on..I play with pawns cause when I start losing I'll probably shoot ya ass.I dont play chess just the backside of a corvette and ruin everyones goodtime driving around like a cockbag and doordash this crap you call lunch and have half a ass crack sticking up my pants...Hi Im Doug and I nutted in Moving On..Name wasnt always Doug I had a car once....A dog a wife I lost em all for being a doucebag...A whole bag not like a large fry you paid for but still get the medium size..shit took 30 minutes already I aint saying a fuckin words..if they fuck up my order I'll never go back...cancel culture..Happy 2023..
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Doug Luggage..Ugh...I wear a hoodie made out of wood just in case a woodchuck try to sneak up behind me and fuck me up..Its a jungle out there.I scare easy come at me with a pair tweezers...dare ya..aint like I gotta deal with it on the daily..where its held up.I passed two punks 1 slut passed with Lance Armstrong who was all the while strongarming a butt the size of texas with battleaxe he got at a pawnshop for 20 bucks...no thats a lie..but he did spoon the back of a truck that slammed on the brakes gettin sick of some queer in tights cloggin up the road..I take the a la mode off the top and cherry and use the stem as a snare so when you get near to investigate what happened to your sundae I'll snag ya by your scronny little neck and hang you there..and punch your nuts everytime I get pissed off and threaten to chop your dick off with a rusty soup can saw handed down by your uncle Paul or David I cant remember every beggar at the table I just saw it as a last chance to get carry out...carry out...wrapped..held ...delivered..stole there horses and got blown by every bar maid and hostess the next town over..They didn't pray..at least not for me Im not type to hang aroun.....nevermind.. movin on..I play with pawns cause when I start losing I'll probably shoot ya ass.I dont play chess just the backside of a corvette and ruin everyones goodtime driving around like a cockbag and doordash this crap you call lunch and have half a ass crack sticking up my pants...Hi Im Doug and I nutted in Moving On..Name wasnt always Doug I had a car once....A dog a wife I lost em all for being a doucebag...A whole bag not like a large fry you paid for but still get the medium size..shit took 30 minutes already I aint saying a fuckin words..if they fuck up my order I'll never go back...cancel culture..Happy 2023..
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