My name's B little But we're talking about santa He's the man with the bag He's not one to brag But he's the coolest around Besides me of course I'm a pretty good rapper I be lookin really dapper I take out the trash I make my homies laugh But Santa He's a creep He watches you in your sleep But he gives out stuff And maybe that's enough To buy us all off And disregard the laws (music) What about the elves They work all the time Every year all day I wonder what's their pay (music) is he really a nice guy He flies throughout the sky Watching kids like a hawk How many does he stalk