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Anti-Carey Carol (full parody song)

Anti-Carey Carol (full parody song)

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04 Dec 2022

#WeAreatheChildren #anticareycarol #parodysong #christmas #justforfun i dont like Christmas songs but I don't think theyre all wrong no I dont want any nog i dont want no fucking songs before Christmas day im standing here to say just praying it wont play ms careys song to today its November known for the turkey and we feeling all a little jerky must be gone off the henny ham lamb greens and yams theres a plenty Somethings wrong in my core though i cant quite guess it somethings gonna happen and i been reminicing silver and gold aint a blessing Christmas before December 1st is hella messy plenty of stations do it with no regretting they play Christmas songs a little too heavy and i feel it in my core mariah careys around the corner and shes knocking on my thanksgiving door but i aint ready to answer wait your holiday turn dont be ancy youll have your time to shine but first lemme finish my stuffing with no opression dont you know playing Christmas songs 247 can drive a man insane I'm literally stressing dodging Christmas song like it was my new profession im adamant about the music playing in its rightful progression i dont like Christmas songs but I don't think that theyre all worng i dont want no damn egg nog i dont want to hear no fucking songs before Christmas day im standing here to say just praying it they won't play ms careys song to today oh! breathings getting kinda staggered think im traumatized by Christmas past i remember being safe from noel carols til snow was amassed it was silent during November and nowhere in sight was all i want for Christmas retail stores where safe to shop in on o holy nights Christmas repetitions of the same five songs that spread holiday cheer but the real trauma lies in a catchy jingle all i want for Christmas and here comes good ol kris kringle jingle all the way and baby its cold outside are coming soon to stay bet theyre going to play all over the radio today and yea that can be okay but only after Thanksgiving has time to shine on its rightful day swear i never want to hear another Christmas song on the radio play before the holidays somebody tell santa he can sleep in late because this Christmas is only 3weeks away and judging by our jingles it seems Christmas cheer might be need of a new holiday single i dont like Christmas songs but i don't think that theyre all wrong no i dont want any nog i dont want God damn songs before Christmas day im standing here to say just praying they wont play ms careys song to today oh! ause I cant be too sure i ju know from year before i think theyll bout play it soon im trying to escape it eavch holidays deseves hand so that would happen to us that it's hard as onna soon im be fodr the exits i know its soon ow theywe been for awhile hi Christmas in December ao whay the im hear jingle bells in November cuts we aint even finsh shopping at the vendors we beens shopping long i can't even remember you know i mean i can get pretty mean id they start to play those Christmas sangs can wait til their holiday they better stay away

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