Wake up!!! where am I did I die is this what heaven looks like because if so I'm disappointed makes no sense thought I was Christian why their knives every where everyone looking at me getting stared down by a teddy bear thats new I'm like where am I they say all hail the king I'm like the who thats not me thats jc no the kitchen king ok alright I'll take that title looks like I finaly met my goal yeh go against me you fresh meat say I am not the kitchen king I'll make you petite you know what I mean the kitchen king can be crazy you see back in 90 I did some things like stab my knife inside of Micheal Myers even pennywise you see none of yall can stop me that's the thing rhus kitchen king ain't getting touched he had enough now its my turn to win this kitchen get that 1 grand in my hand you know get that ribbon not a fan well thats to bad messed with the wrong dude thing I'm not ok you maybe right but this insane, not ok dude can put up a fight Because when I wake up I don't put on no make up I don't need it I am 100 percent real ever heard be real my name mojo come friend me I won't bite in fact I'll welcome you I'll be kind at first Getting first eventually I might pull out my burst get my burst of flavor cause the kitchen king is here doing his thing go ahead into my kitchen I know it's bitching pull up a chair grab a beer just know if you off guard I might just shave your head because I'm crazy two different colored eyes but these two different colored eyes got their eyes on the prize ya this kitchen king is the king doing his thing but put me in a boxing ring I'll be out in 5 seconds no weapons except my fists these bad boys are toys they should be outlawed but they not so good luck I'm the kitchen king the one and only the one and lonely because I don't need no friends except one jc Kitchen king Kitchen king Kitchen king