Red Slim Shady
An ode to Marshall Bruce Mathers the Third and the reflections of a Sovereign. My mind is free, my metaphors are on point, my storytelling game is fire, I got punchlines for days... like c'mon I'm fuckin hilarious. And the rhyme scheme on this ๐คฏ This is what Slim Shady taught me... Marshall may have been inducted to the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame, but it's Slim Shady that put him there. After selling more rap records than anyone else, Slim Shady was a cultural phenomenon. You could call him the King of the Hill. Growing up, Slim was my main male role model. Having grown up, I can recognize the pathological impact that man had on my psyche, and interestingly, I feel as though his journey from the Marshall Mathers LP 1 to 2 reflects my own growth as a person as well. Marshall can thank all the Rappers who got him to the top, but in reality, it was raping about r@ping his own mother and killing his baby Mama that the masses fed into and fueled the marketing machines to push misogyny into the minds of the masses like never before. This is a man we honor in today's culture... wtf? As a tribute to the man who has damaged my brain more than anyone other than my family, I ask everyone to remind themselves there is a lil Slim Shady in all of us and may we all stand up. @rapfame_official #rapfame_official #redtilimdead #BigBearProductions #KingoftheHill #KingoftheHillcontest #UndergroundKing #RedSlimShady #SlimShady #Eminem #rapfame2022 #hiphop #rap #lyrics #bars #rhymes #hot #realredandraw #triggerwarning #pleasedontbanme I'm kind of not nice and it's kind of a problem like I solemnly swear I am part of Rogue Squadron Don't be deceived You're were conceived in the back of a sedan because of a broken condom You're not like me I was planned because I am awesome Feel attacked? Fuck an Olive Branch I want a Wampum I'm a top You're a bottom That's homosexual but that's okay Let's make it bisexual and a lil bit sensual Bring velvet cake and your Mama even though I'm skeptical cause she's a trans sexual vegetable with 2 testicles from an Evangelical correctional festival expected to ignore their genitals and listen to nonsensible parables that are unbearable I should be careful That was fuckin terrible What the Fuck am I saying Why the Fuck aren't I praying The Marshall tucked my nuts up under my butt n taped em shut you think I give a fuck Now sit in the corner n cluck While I fuck your Mum in the bum til she cums ya cuck Ya numbnuts can suck on my nuts til I nut n got numb nuts I fuckin mean it There's no market for genius but I gotta slab of penis that could be crowned Regis It's outrageous It could Fill a Bin Fuck being a millionaire I got dick to spare I got Big Dick Energy You got lil dick despair Life's not fair If I could share I'd share Look I'm bald Got no hair but I don't care rub my ass with Nair Put it in my underwear Yea sure I'll swear Like cocksuckin motherfuckin fuckin fuck What's that feeling on my nuts and up under my butt Oops I already said those rhymes before Tryna keep it simple for ya basic whores like 1 2 3 4 that's called a beat now let me help ya write some bars that'll hit ya like a car Break ya neck before breakfast Check the wreck then hit ya with a backfist listenin to Pearl Jams Last Kiss then put ya to sleep like a mattress Call me Cracka but I rap better than black kids I am tactless Look whose pockets are fattest Call it hypocrisy of the saddest Whack ass Rappers always the maddest when I expose the madness of their sadness but it makes me the gladdest when I take out the trash even if it lands me on a blacklist Like Mister Mathers on a list of best Rappers
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An ode to Marshall Bruce Mathers the Third and the reflections of a Sovereign. My mind is free, my metaphors are on point, my storytelling game is fire, I got punchlines for days... like c'mon I'm fuckin hilarious. And the rhyme scheme on this ๐คฏ This is what Slim Shady taught me... Marshall may have been inducted to the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame, but it's Slim Shady that put him there. After selling more rap records than anyone else, Slim Shady was a cultural phenomenon. You could call him the King of the Hill. Growing up, Slim was my main male role model. Having grown up, I can recognize the pathological impact that man had on my psyche, and interestingly, I feel as though his journey from the Marshall Mathers LP 1 to 2 reflects my own growth as a person as well. Marshall can thank all the Rappers who got him to the top, but in reality, it was raping about r@ping his own mother and killing his baby Mama that the masses fed into and fueled the marketing machines to push misogyny into the minds of the masses like never before. This is a man we honor in today's culture... wtf? As a tribute to the man who has damaged my brain more than anyone other than my family, I ask everyone to remind themselves there is a lil Slim Shady in all of us and may we all stand up. @rapfame_official #rapfame_official #redtilimdead #BigBearProductions #KingoftheHill #KingoftheHillcontest #UndergroundKing #RedSlimShady #SlimShady #Eminem #rapfame2022 #hiphop #rap #lyrics #bars #rhymes #hot #realredandraw #triggerwarning #pleasedontbanme I'm kind of not nice and it's kind of a problem like I solemnly swear I am part of Rogue Squadron Don't be deceived You're were conceived in the back of a sedan because of a broken condom You're not like me I was planned because I am awesome Feel attacked? Fuck an Olive Branch I want a Wampum I'm a top You're a bottom That's homosexual but that's okay Let's make it bisexual and a lil bit sensual Bring velvet cake and your Mama even though I'm skeptical cause she's a trans sexual vegetable with 2 testicles from an Evangelical correctional festival expected to ignore their genitals and listen to nonsensible parables that are unbearable I should be careful That was fuckin terrible What the Fuck am I saying Why the Fuck aren't I praying The Marshall tucked my nuts up under my butt n taped em shut you think I give a fuck Now sit in the corner n cluck While I fuck your Mum in the bum til she cums ya cuck Ya numbnuts can suck on my nuts til I nut n got numb nuts I fuckin mean it There's no market for genius but I gotta slab of penis that could be crowned Regis It's outrageous It could Fill a Bin Fuck being a millionaire I got dick to spare I got Big Dick Energy You got lil dick despair Life's not fair If I could share I'd share Look I'm bald Got no hair but I don't care rub my ass with Nair Put it in my underwear Yea sure I'll swear Like cocksuckin motherfuckin fuckin fuck What's that feeling on my nuts and up under my butt Oops I already said those rhymes before Tryna keep it simple for ya basic whores like 1 2 3 4 that's called a beat now let me help ya write some bars that'll hit ya like a car Break ya neck before breakfast Check the wreck then hit ya with a backfist listenin to Pearl Jams Last Kiss then put ya to sleep like a mattress Call me Cracka but I rap better than black kids I am tactless Look whose pockets are fattest Call it hypocrisy of the saddest Whack ass Rappers always the maddest when I expose the madness of their sadness but it makes me the gladdest when I take out the trash even if it lands me on a blacklist Like Mister Mathers on a list of best Rappers
all the people who liked dis lame shit get the fuck outta here dis fake ass dude lame as fuck up here looking like some shit off of SpongeBob crackhead looking ass fool
hell fucking naw u fucking suck bro stop Bars: Can improve ๐ Delivery: Can improve ๐ Impression: Can improve ๐
this ain't even top 3000 ๐๐๐๐๐๐
I like this and I have the upmost respect for Eminem I just don't prefer his style and I hate how ppl wanna say my name with his in comparison just bc we look similar.... em the best but compare me to Moneybagg(style not talent) or tee grizzley that's who I was influenced by sorry for my soapbox this it right here tho bru excellent execution Bars: Perfect ๐ฏ Delivery: Perfect ๐ฏ Impression: Perfect ๐ฏ
wtf is it bro hell no man wtf Bars: Perfect ๐ฏ
Please improve your impression Bars: Nice ๐ Delivery: Nice ๐ Impression: Can improve ๐
keep grinding bro ๐ฅ love ur vibes the beat is really cool Bars: Can improve ๐ Delivery: Good ๐ Impression: Nice ๐
This is dirty, try a different condom? Maybe keep stuff out your butthole ๐ Bars: Can improve ๐ Delivery: Dope ๐ฅ Impression: Can improve ๐
look I'm bald but I don't care lol ๐ this hard Bars: Can improve ๐ Delivery: Can improve ๐ Impression: Can improve ๐
I like it. Needโs better quality. Bars: Can improve ๐ Delivery: Can improve ๐ Impression: Can improve ๐
You know what your nothing like fucking em you cunt you pice off shit
I don't like this man bro this gay shit Bars: Can improve ๐ Delivery: Can improve ๐ Impression: Can improve ๐
Coming from someone who like Eminem an does some music like that this isnโt it for u dawg Bars: Dope ๐ฅ Delivery: Perfect ๐ฏ Impression: Perfect ๐ฏ
i mean itโs like trash cuz itโs like trash and you need to like not be trash because it is trash and you need to work on your bars because it is trash but it is good and it is okay and it sounds good Bars: Can improve ๐ Delivery: Perfect ๐ฏ
Hey bro not hating but in order to have a chance to win the contest you have to stick to the contest topic ๐
Iโm not prejudice but Iโm not really into the homosexual hip hop. But Iโm sure U will get a lot of attention that u crave here Bars: Can improve ๐ Delivery: Dope ๐ฅ Impression: Can improve ๐
get bandlab app to record your music take it a lil more seriously "bums" ??? get the app chnage ur cadence, stop tryin to sound like EM, ur not. be u bro and I know u can make some fire Bars: Dope ๐ฅ Delivery: Dope ๐ฅ Impression: Dope ๐ฅ
TOUGH ๐ฎโ๐จ Juicy! ๐ Bars: Dope ๐ฅ Delivery: Dope ๐ฅ Impression: Dope ๐ฅ
KILLED IT ๐ต Money ๐ค BIGG BEAR! Bars: Perfect ๐ฏ Delivery: Perfect ๐ฏ Impression: Perfect ๐ฏ