An ode to Marshall Bruce Mathers the Third and the reflections of a Sovereign. My mind is free, my metaphors are on point, my storytelling game is fire, I got punchlines for days... like c'mon I'm fuckin hilarious. And the rhyme scheme on this 🤯 This is what Slim Shady taught me... Marshall may have been inducted to the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame, but it's Slim Shady that put him there. After selling more rap records than anyone else, Slim Shady was a cultural phenomenon. You could call him the King of the Hill. Growing up, Slim was my main male role model. Having grown up, I can recognize the pathological impact that man had on my psyche, and interestingly, I feel as though his journey from the Marshall Mathers LP 1 to 2 reflects my own growth as a person as well. Marshall can thank all the Rappers who got him to the top, but in reality, it was raping about r@ping his own mother and killing his baby Mama that the masses fed into and fueled the marketing machines to push misogyny into the minds of the masses like never before. This is a man we honor in today's culture... wtf? As a tribute to the man who has damaged my brain more than anyone other than my family, I ask everyone to remind themselves there is a lil Slim Shady in all of us and may we all stand up. @rapfame_official #rapfame_official #redtilimdead #BigBearProductions #KingoftheHill #KingoftheHillcontest #UndergroundKing #RedSlimShady #SlimShady #Eminem #rapfame2022 #hiphop #rap #lyrics #bars #rhymes #hot #realredandraw #triggerwarning #pleasedontbanme I'm kind of not nice and it's kind of a problem like I solemnly swear I am part of Rogue Squadron Don't be deceived You're were conceived in the back of a sedan because of a broken condom You're not like me I was planned because I am awesome Feel attacked? Fuck an Olive Branch I want a Wampum I'm a top You're a bottom That's homosexual but that's okay Let's make it bisexual and a lil bit sensual Bring velvet cake and your Mama even though I'm skeptical cause she's a trans sexual vegetable with 2 testicles from an Evangelical correctional festival expected to ignore their genitals and listen to nonsensible parables that are unbearable I should be careful That was fuckin terrible What the Fuck am I saying Why the Fuck aren't I praying The Marshall tucked my nuts up under my butt n taped em shut you think I give a fuck Now sit in the corner n cluck While I fuck your Mum in the bum til she cums ya cuck Ya numbnuts can suck on my nuts til I nut n got numb nuts I fuckin mean it There's no market for genius but I gotta slab of penis that could be crowned Regis It's outrageous It could Fill a Bin Fuck being a millionaire I got dick to spare I got Big Dick Energy You got lil dick despair Life's not fair If I could share I'd share Look I'm bald Got no hair but I don't care rub my ass with Nair Put it in my underwear Yea sure I'll swear Like cocksuckin motherfuckin fuckin fuck What's that feeling on my nuts and up under my butt Oops I already said those rhymes before Tryna keep it simple for ya basic whores like 1 2 3 4 that's called a beat now let me help ya write some bars that'll hit ya like a car Break ya neck before breakfast Check the wreck then hit ya with a backfist listenin to Pearl Jams Last Kiss then put ya to sleep like a mattress Call me Cracka but I rap better than black kids I am tactless Look whose pockets are fattest Call it hypocrisy of the saddest Whack ass Rappers always the maddest when I expose the madness of their sadness but it makes me the gladdest when I take out the trash even if it lands me on a blacklist Like Mister Mathers on a list of best Rappers