it's the knick knack patty whack I'm blazing on The chronic sack I'm higher than an acrobat I just found out the Earth is flat never had a bad fortune cookie always down for the nookie Mama didn't raise no p**** so you better think twice before you push me I got this west coast beat that i be bumping in the street my lyrics are on fire can you handle the heat can you handle defeat i never had to cheat you cant even compete do you need me to repeat i said you cant even compete my flo is harder than concrete my money is clean like my laundry when i speak i speak honestly and when i tweak i get a lil onery dont try to get up on me rap so much i do it subconsciously im a lyrical genius so raise up off my penis if you're gettin kinda squemish its cuz im rising like a phoenix rising up from the ashes here to hypnotize the masses if you cant see better get your glasses im just stating what the facts is i am a middle aged white guy i used to be real shy now i just chill up in the hills poppin pills and gettin real high sum call it a thrill ride i call it gettin real high and i wont stop til i get my fill cuz i know that shitz ill ite comin to you live coming to you raw coming to you with some s*** that you ain't never saw never saw never heard tell me what's the real word when I'm driving through the suburbs and I'm smoking on the herb driving over curbs trying not to disturb trying to spit out the next word cuz the word is bird and bird is the word you know this s*** ain't rehearsed said it's about to get worse somebody better get on the phone and call the f****** nurse this s*** is so perverse I used to drive a hearse it didn't even have reverse I think I'm f****** cursed my bubble just might burst now im dying of thirst and im lying here in first first place first place chillin in my birthplace my shit is first rate so you better make this verse great thats all i got for you representing the 402 i thought yall knew this is how we f****** do i coming running thru gunning with sum kung fu i was once young too now im just sprung on you i am a spiritual guru lyrical miracles in 2022 smokin on a scooby doo tell me where are you