Hip Hop Harry can't even do his own dance That's why he calls himself a grand wizard man He tries to trick us but it won't work So get ready to be a victim of the diss track curse Fake Vlad 1 and 2? More like thing 1 and thing 2 Jay Jay can't cheat and get ahead, what's the vlad way? You need to worry about what me, your dad say Ronald, son just know you're a clown You're too late with your verse pal And here's something you need to know now: Nobody throws the goat to the corner I'm only trying to warn ya Now I tried to be nice But now you'll just have to pay the price So I guess that means no more nice guy Cause everything you said is a lie Diss and get ahead, that's the goat way No one cares Who's real or fake Fake Vlad 2 Is probably you Fake Vlad 2, you’re a joke you should stop while you’re still going why are you standing at the door?Go in bumbling idiot don’t know how to make the whistle blow you shoot just go, just go, just go I hope you learned your lesson ‘cause you're not anything new it’s me who’s stressing I’m the one and only Vlad/J.J. And I’m here to say Cheat and Get Ahead, That’s the Vlad Way! Then why are you still here? I said go, I can't guess you just can't hear Here hee here hee you need to hear me you will never nothing near me So leave rn rn rn rn rn No one cares who's real or fake Fake Vlad 2 Is probably you