Newbridge Your teachers are on crack They should probably go and get the sack Miss valentine should go On a no chippie diet And she cannot deny it Cat lickers in the hall Makes the school Look like a fool But then again So does anyone there And if you punish us No one f*cking cares The uniform is sh*t Now the nonces are lurking No one wears the sh*t In my garage it is burning And what about the head Well there both Just giving head If it was up to me I would rather have them dead There knobs are probably red From giving all the blowies There probably living in a shed Cause they’ve got no homies Mr Francis is a nonce Looking up the girls skirts And he’s done it more than once He’s on the pedo alert All of the PE teachers Belong in jail They’ll r*pe you up the bum And they’ll leave no trail Mr Taylor is a minger He’s 7ft tall But let’s be honest Mr Jones would smack him In a brawl After cocaine This school was never the same Hiring crackheads off the street There more noncey then my Uncle Pete Mr jones is a G I don’t care what you say If you don’t like him Then your probably f*cking g*y