It starts like this There was this blond chick She was a bitch threw high-school We all know one But iv got a revenge story Unlike any other Man like Joe will fuck any gender One day my phone went It was her gay uncle I had an opportunity Dam I accepted the request Seduced over messages It was too easy Then we met Got drunk Long story short I fuck him On some 50 shades of grey type shit I snuck out the next morning Dm the blond chick Saying I just fucked your uncle And that was that She accused me of burning a church down She played her little games And that was the end She never said shit again No regrets Wasn't a bad fuck anyway