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Enzo vs Porter rap battle

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Enzo vs Porter rap battle

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11 Aug 2022

Who do you think won? Porter: Aye, blond buddy I don’t know what to say You have been good, until today I bet you don’t know How to pay And now, you have embarrassed your play Enzo: Boy you say I embarrassed my play when you literally ran away on your date Like I know you can’t find a mate “wait did you say your gay?” Your like eight buddy you still play with clay Messing up my day your gonna pay now bruh Porter: Bro those roasts are worse than Satin After me saying that I bet your in your bed shaking I bet your wife, hates your baking And you love faking I would stop but your bones are braking And now your finally at 5:00 PM, awaking Enzo: You say I got a bedtime but I got these rhymes I can the wind chimes outside my mansion With mass expansion I’ll be on my bed dancing all night I take a bite and go hunting I keep on up-fronting while your slumping in your lumber you better add the numbers but your math grades are thundering and I’ll be hovering I recover every time in like you. Porter: Bro didn’t ask this dudes like robin He smells like he’s been rotting You have a really bad taste when you go shopping And you getting all your money by robbing Your really bad at dodging And now I spot you sobbing Your always watching As you see me out there chopping This dude is non stop hopping You look like your throbbing Well I’m plotting your out there dropping And now your reputation is stopping Your now stuck bobbing Well I’m out there popping Enzo: I ain’t got no wife you no sense hence why your so dense can’t even jump a fence 4 1 your shorter than the rest you lower than a guest your best is throw rocks at nests because your such a damn pest worst than the rest now go to sleep and rest cuz it’s your bedtime (bro what is that hairline) Porter: Omg this kid is four for shore You try to soar But don’t get far I know that you think your so cool But you just fell in the pool I’m not surprised you don’t have a wife now go out there and get a life your gonna get selled for a price and get lice you look like those mice but let me give you some advice don’t only eat rice and try to make your rhymes nice try and add a little spice and then get off your device and don’t be so precise

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2 years ago

I think porter won this was fire though 😂😂😂

2 years ago

Who do you think won? Porter: Aye, blond buddy I don’t know what to say You have been good, until today I bet you don’t know How to pay And now, you have embarrassed your play Enzo: Boy you say I embarrassed my play when you literally ran away on your date Like I know you can’t find a mate “wait did you say your gay?” Your like eight buddy you still play with clay Messing up my day your gonna pay now bruh Porter: Bro those roasts are worse than Satin After me saying that I bet your in your bed shaking I bet your wife, hates your baking And you love faking I would stop but your bones are braking And now your finally at 5:00 PM, awaking Enzo: You say I got a bedtime but I got these rhymes I can the wind chimes outside my mansion With mass expansion I’ll be on my bed dancing all night I take a bite and go hunting I keep on up-fronting while your slumping in your lumber you better add the numbers but your math grades are thundering and I’ll be hovering I recover every time in like you. Porter: Bro didn’t ask this dudes like robin He smells like he’s been rotting You have a really bad taste when you go shopping And you getting all your money by robbing Your really bad at dodging And now I spot you sobbing Your always watching As you see me out there chopping This dude is non stop hopping You look like your throbbing Well I’m plotting your out there dropping And now your reputation is stopping Your now stuck bobbing Well I’m out there popping Enzo: I ain’t got no wife you no sense hence why your so dense can’t even jump a fence 4 1 your shorter than the rest you lower than a guest your best is throw rocks at nests because your such a damn pest worst than the rest now go to sleep and rest cuz it’s your bedtime (bro what is that hairline) Porter: Omg this kid is four for shore You try to soar But don’t get far I know that you think your so cool But you just fell in the pool I’m not surprised you don’t have a wife now go out there and get a life your gonna get selled for a price and get lice you look like those mice but let me give you some advice don’t only eat rice and try to make your rhymes nice try and add a little spice and then get off your device and don’t be so precise

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