This that promise land With fields a corn Where people speed An nod off An Catchin cases aint a thang Ta habitual violatas Imma tell yuh this The Midwest is located perfectly Smack dab right in the gut Devils pharmacy Rats be runnin rampid tellin snitchin on what happened When they see yuh out in traffic smile dap yuh an be laughin It’s a fuckin epidemic that just really needs ta quit Cause me an a tattle teller Can never co-exist