My best friend Sarah went to Europe for the summer My brother got kicked out of school, aw bummer Julie Anne got laid in the backseat of a hummer And got arrested like Mel Gibson I read in the trades That the N'synch boy is, now way But I threw up in Paris Hilton's closet I got drunk and totally lost it When I woke up the first thing that I though of Was, oh my Kesha, those hot Jimmy Choos Hey Paris, did I lose it on that pair too? Celebutants work in the glamourazzi Should have sold the story To the tabloids, took the money Takes a lot to get kicked out of this party And almost get arrested, like Mel Gibson I don't recall at all But I got like fifty phone calls, Oh my God When I threw up in Paris Hilton's closet I got drunk and totally lost it When I woke up the first thing that I though of Was, oh no no Kesha, those hot Gucci shoes What did you do?, Did I lose it on that pair too? Oh, of all the stupid things I've done I'm the proudest of this bra But this one's the best I threw up in Paris Hilton's closet I got drunk and totally lost it When I woke up the first thing that I though of Was, oh my Kesha, those hot Jimmy Choos And those Minolos and pradas Chloes and your sparkly dresses Hey Paris, I saw the same stuff at Target Hey Paris, what ya gonna do What ya gonna do, what ya gonna do I totally lost it, la la la Oh boy I've lost it, la la la Paris Hilton's closet I threw up in Paris Hilton's closet I got drunk and totally lost it When I woke up threw up in Paris Hilton's closet I got drunk and totally lost it Tra la la, tra la la la la la  Submit Corrections Thanks to Desiree for adding these lyrics. Follow Kesha on Bandsintown