I ain’t tryin' to rush ya But I gotta go The cameras are waitin I’m the star of the show rating And ain’t none of this scripted It’s a natural flow unscripted So go ahead and find a seat But try to take notes beat Lights camera action Just focus on me inaction Award winning bars Whether written or free This here’s for all ages So Imma keep it PG And calmly drop the mic At the end of the scene