James_R

Adam Sandler's Anecdote - BonusTrack

James_R
Adam Sandler's Anecdote - BonusTrack

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22 May 2022

(Verse 1) I am severely intense very terrible defense got me lookin like Adam Sandler from uncut gems I am starving in this basement damn.. why did I piss off Paul Blart I told him he looked very large something like a barge he told me that was childish to say then brutally assaulted and kidnapped me I escaped and hid in a tree starvation settled in, started laughing at some coconuts but hey, we all grown ups (Chorus) We all grown ups, Yeah We all grown ups, Yeah We all grown ups, Yeah (Verse 2) He, Paul Blart, started looking for me I, Adam Sandler, set up a trap and start luring him The lure was a lot of food, atleast 3 full course meals He was a fat ass, so of course it worked started to suck like a vacuum reminds me of when Zuckerberg got zucced in the bathroom He was in a net on a tree now Now it was my turn to brutally assault and kidnap him He said it was a mishap, but I take no chances He was suffering and started to beg, but I said no more chit chat Then I brutally murdered him then I did the orange justice it was pretty funny Ima tweet this personal anecdote on why Paul Blart 3 never happened

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2 years ago

I enjoyed that track beat goes hard lmfao

2 years ago

(Verse 1) I am severely intense very terrible defense got me lookin like Adam Sandler from uncut gems I am starving in this basement damn.. why did I piss off Paul Blart I told him he looked very large something like a barge he told me that was childish to say then brutally assaulted and kidnapped me I escaped and hid in a tree starvation settled in, started laughing at some coconuts but hey, we all grown ups (Chorus) We all grown ups, Yeah We all grown ups, Yeah We all grown ups, Yeah (Verse 2) He, Paul Blart, started looking for me I, Adam Sandler, set up a trap and start luring him The lure was a lot of food, atleast 3 full course meals He was a fat ass, so of course it worked started to suck like a vacuum reminds me of when Zuckerberg got zucced in the bathroom He was in a net on a tree now Now it was my turn to brutally assault and kidnap him He said it was a mishap, but I take no chances He was suffering and started to beg, but I said no more chit chat Then I brutally murdered him then I did the orange justice it was pretty funny Ima tweet this personal anecdote on why Paul Blart 3 never happened

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