Ay ay ay Got a new whip Bout to get on a ship All you here is drip drip drip Zippin up my sweater so I can look better In the weather Bout to pull all these levers I hate all my professors I’m lighter than a feather My name ain’t heather Gotta live forever But we ain’t gonna live forever Life is short Live the best life that you can I just got hit with a pan Then he just ran Yea he was a man I just saw a kidnap van So I had to run Before I got some cinnabon It was kinda fun I’m out here sitting in the sun I just saw the nun Holding a gun Right at a bun Just got out the shower now I gotta run Gonna eat some hunny buns Now I gotta plant At a nuclear plant I just got a grand In my hand My friends are all in a band Ima get tanned While I’m sitting in the sand At the beach I ain’t gonna watch no bleach I just gotta eat Lick my feet All you see is heat One, two, three I’m on a shopping spree At dollar tree He’s gotta pee And I Gotta ski I lost my key I’m at the seven seas Time to eat some cheese With some pees Don’t get stung bye a bee Be your self Don’t harm your self I’m the elf on the shelf Ima sing jingle bells Gotta stay at a motel Maybe a hotel Just got shot It was kinda hot Yea it was bye a bot Tater tot French fry I ain’t gonna cry Bye bye bye I don’t wanna die Fly up high in the sky yea I said I don’t wanna die Don’t get shot Other wise you’ll die I grew up in the ghetto Police always there No body really cared That’s why I’m here Drinking no beer It’s pretty bad for your liver Ima just live the best life I can I drive can-qms I am the best Sike I may be the worst But I don’t care Cause ima bear I don’t got tears But I got a bunch of hairs You might not care But I care Got my whip bout to take a dip With a chip I just crashed my ship My name ain’t skip I ain’t going skinny dipping That’s kinda weird But ima brush my beard While I steer Skirt skirt skirt That’s all your hear When I’m out here My skin ain’t clear I got a lot of fears Ima fix my gear Ima kill a deer Got a gun to your head Better lay in your bed You heard what I said