I’m a nice guy but I am very unlucky man I always finish last cause the girls don’t wanna touch me and I’ll never take a bath I don’t care if I smell musty I just go on Reddit forums trolling normies cause it’s funny to all the Stacy’s and chads and Jennifer’s and brads you know I despise you and will you stop calling me short you know I stand at least 5’2 I didn’t sharpen my katana so I can’t even fight you you need to stop making fun of me for having anime waifus girls can’t see in me what I see in me and it’s freaking mean I walk into the party they see me & they scream I “need to leave” immediately the reason being I’m needy and creepy geez I was trying to keep the peace go back home and play DND that’s an average evening for men who look like me and I’m only celibate because we live in society so I guess this is the end of story emotional inventory now I’m going home all alone to watch me some Rick and morty