emotionalwreck

2 years ago

Sorry I took off some things to fit the time.

emotionalwreck

2 years ago

DC need a show way more hardcore Make Smallville look like Cupcake Wars Couldn’t get the rights to the Dark Knight Settled for white bread Hawkeye But he’s a hot guy, ego oversized Yacht capsized, daddy suicide Marooned but he learned obscure maneuvers Five years later, back in Vancouver The city of Stars turned suddenly dark Check off his list like he Arya Stark Gotta keep it tight, CrossFit all night Tennis ball archery, I get it he’s white Need a crew, Diggle got his back And running the lab, It’s she’s all that But his best friendship has been abandoned Cause he went drivin up Laurel’s canyon Momma Q undo her zipper For Eminem, who gets the whole hood to quiver And shake till it blows, he got arrows and bows Why you ask? Duality I suppose Enter Slade, an assassin with the power Of Deadpool mixed with Debbie Downer No discretion, no depth perception Murders Momma Q with his second weapon Mystery blonde disrupts the plans But it’s long lost ex, gotta give her the Lance Fight Slade again but don’t lose focus Give Slade an extra long time to stroke it Flashback to Waller of the Suicide Squad Get kidnapped, show off that bod That’s how Stephen makes it work When all else fails, remove his shirt Look at those abs Look at those pecs Chiseled like the Roman deity of sex That body brings grown men to their knees And it belongs to a guy named Steve Haha… Yeah, that’s our boy Ollie, sittin pretty No chicks fail him in this city Once the Canary croaks though he’s on Felicity Smoak show League of Assassins are surfacing Young Barry says Hey stop murdering! In time for war with Ra’s Al Ghul That all leads up to a shirtless duel Stabbed in the heart, kicked off the mountain Lucky some magical ninjas found him Few weeks later back in the hood If you want more Smoak you’re gonna need some wood All out war for the Star transpires Team Arrow roll deep like arcade fire Ra’s Al schooled then Merlyn succeeds Ollie and Smoak on a coastal retreat But they don’t stay long Sad when Canary 2 sings her last song Put a ring on Smoak got a baby momma too A lot of lucky ladies get to love this dude I’m Damien Darhk Wow that’s literal He’s Satan not religious he’s spiritual Wanna see a better fight with cooler men? Go back to that shirtless duel again Look at those lips Look in those eyes Blue like the waters where the dolphins cry I see him every night in my dreams Yeah you could say I’m all about Steve We’re almost done can you be cool while I finish this up? Okay Okay Mayor is the new label And murders back on the table Got a brand new crew who’s so fresh and wild Like Terrific who can change his hairstyle Prometheus minus the Ridley Scott Got arrows and bows because sure why not Tortures Ollie in a scary ass office Straining and in pain but at least he’s topless Now he’s all sad and he quits being Arrow Laurel returns don’t nobody care though Canary’s there, am I watching this on rewind Who these bitches eating up Stephen’s screen time? Whatever they go to some island Whole crew under threat of dyin Recruit former enemies to save his only son Island goes boom but am I the only one- Who don’t give a shit if no one survived Ollie’s alive he has both of his eyes That fill up my soul they pierced through my TV Oh my god I’m in love with you Stevey I need to taste I need to smell I need to feel all of Stephen Amell The only reason why my heart bleeds Is it belongs to a guy named Stephen I want to be wrapped in your arms Flex me in your bis so I’m safe and warm My worlds so cold but you got the heat You Canadian prince named Steve