You find so many people are consummate But you, you are mostly hate I like the way you sing. You are just so bling. I like the way you shoot. You do it like a crapshoot. I like the way you smile. You do it so wile. You find so many people are tart But you, you are mostly smart I love the way you have no hair, Spreading your style everywhere. You're like a style fountain. Enough zazz for a whole mountain. You find so many people are rummy But you, you are mostly yummy You're the perfect woman. No one brings me joy like you can. You find so many people are pique But you, you are mostly unique Hate, smart and yummy, Unique and helpful too, Are the qualities of you You find so many people are unhelpful But you, you are mostly helpful