I'm a rapper man in a creepy van

yo this is for my friends who never set up with make it got so much money there's no way I can fake it I got money in my pocket I got money in my bank I wouldn't even give it to a guy robbing me with a shank I don't know what to do with all my cash if you try to steal it you're going to get bashed yeah I'm a cool man because I've got a cool hat and I've got some cool rhymes and I can also rap so the lesson of this song is that I'm a rich boy and you're a poor piece of crap