Yeah this is a story about when I was younger I stuck my finger in my butt pulled it out looked at it looked like there was some chocolate on it so I sniffed it smelled pretty nice then I licked it taste like chicken nuggets and corn and then the next day I dropped a fat deuce in the toilet saw some corn in it so I picked it out and ate it again next day I was vomiting saw that still some chunks of food in it so I took that out and ate it. Few years later I was 15 I was taking a crap and then all I heard was (pop) was a hemorrhoid my hemorrhoid popped then I looked at it in the toilet and it was bloody with some white stuck too so I got up turned around stuck my hand in and sniffed it then it smelled pretty good so I put in my mouth started chewin tasted pretty good the next day I was 15 and a half and I shit my pants