yea yea yea yea yea you look so sweet just wanna jump up in your teeth while I'm watching TV and fucking my homie go around the block and see my baby cheating on me so I gotta get her back wit that BBC it's a biggo beast, call it the hairy monkey. yea then I see her monkey and as I'm licking it's smelling kinda funky, yea then it gets kinda funny cuz she starts rubbing it all on me, then I'm like "get your smelly monkey off me, smelling like some dirty coffee" then she looks at me like there's something wrong with me. then I tell her that I forgot my keys in the car, I'll be right back, so just sit back and relax and take a *Xanax* then I run to my car and start it up, as I look back here she comes with a set of drum *sticks* CRAZY BITCH what the hell, gosh I'm going to jail. so I take off real fast down the hill, then I'm like damn and take a sec to chill, as I'm heading back to my house I run over a mouse that looked kinda down. then I get a text that she wanted to have sex, and stick her pink stick up my buttwhole, so I text her back saying I'm not that kinda free sole, like this stuff gets old from these women who are crack heads thinking she was gonna get me in her bed... but anyways that's my crazy story of giving head to a stinky monkey. byeeeeeeee