I play golf,  I'm very athletic, Don't give me lager I'm diabetic (Sometimes it gets a bit hectic When I buy drinks that are slightly eclectic)  Found me in the terrace Hand on a smoke,  Chatting to the gyals  and sipping rum and coke If I'm lucky I'll go home with a fine gyal to poke Bars, yh I've got some,  You are just a dad joke,  Find me at the bar Glass full of liquer See a little sort Get a dance with her Hand on my cocky I'm a naughty cunt Then bounce to the offie And give her a punt Hole in one,  Master of the driver,  I hunt in the woods, Tight pussy for the Tiger I've not lost my touch At the end of the game, I come in clutch  I'm a loose cannon, a true buchanan (Like starsky and hutch) Pedro thinks he's got flow His bars are as shit as the trim of bojo Hes got a big hooter Not bad pom di scooter Butif i catch him on road I'll leave him dead with the shooter Man shut up about war,  And your ring to rule them all,  Man don't care about belgium  Stop asking me questions I tell them,  They're grandads bombed krauts But their bars pulled no crowds I'm interested about this I'll ask you  Is there a better striker than Lukaku?  Not those 2 cints They're like josh Phillips Mark 2 They love all their history But it's a bit of a myth to me Cos they act like they're clever  But they couldn't win a header  Pedro drinks as fast as hugh in a police chase He thinks he's got bars, but