I hate this. It sucks. I'm all outta WTFs It's a WTF influx Just when I got all my ducks in rows medium goes and throws rules out windows to dispose i suppose All the writer woes But it seems to me Medium shits endlessly On the individual We're residual Flapjacks on a griddle Stuck in the middle If a stack that jacks retracts the slack Like Big Macs Without the sauce But Medium's the boss So we gotta toss Expectations away Rely on a bidet To clean the BS and stay Write in our lane Hope for a bane Or wish on a star That'd be on par for this bizarre Feather and tar Opaque Mistake Partake The cake And make One hot take Or just be polite Give up the fight Bullet Bite STFU and write!